A human being is one of the intelligent species in the earth who has brain to think but due to brain they also take too much street and tension. But now human are looking to new opportunity to get stress free.

Very Funny jokes  give you an opportunity to get interact with the trending and unique and laughter jokes. Jokes is not something only for laugh but also present a real-life scenario and you can match with real-time scenarios. This website will present you the real-life incident which we generally ignore.

एक मच्छर परेशान बैठा था,
दूसरे ने पूछा, “भाई क्या हुआ तुझे?”
पहला बोला, “यार गज़ब हो रहा है।
चूहेदानी में चूहा,
साबुनदानी में साबुन,
मगर मच्छरदानी में आदमी सो रहा है।”


 

भुक्मप के झटकों से काँच की बोतलें टूट सकती है..

इसलिए ….सबसे पहले दारु को
पलासटिक की बोतलों में भर ले । खाना तो कोई न कोई दे ही देगा…..लेकिन दारू का इंतज़ाम तो खुद ही करना पड़ेगा..!

जनहित में जारी
😜😜😜


टीचर:
जिसको सुनाई नहीँ देता उसको क्या कहेँगे ?

शिष्य:
कुछ भी कह दो साले को!
कौनसा सुनाई देता है…!!! 😝😝😝


 

हम तो‪ गर्लफ्रेंड ‬को बाइक पर बिठाके..बार-बार‪ ब्रेक ‬भी नहीं मार सकते…

ये सोचकर..कि‪ टायर‬घिस जाएगा😢😢‪

#‎बेरोजगार_आशिक

 


 

Sugar से बचें . . .

खुद को और अपने जीवन साथी को शूगर से बचाइये ।।

एक 20 वर्ष के विवाहित जोडे ने जब अपने खून की जाँच कराई तो उनको मधुमेह निकला

तहकीकात से पता चला कि उनको ये बीमारी एक दूसरे को हनी, स्वीटी, चोकोपी, स्वीटहार्ट, जानू, लड्डू आदि नामो से पुकारने के कारण हुई ।।

इसलिये अपने जीवनसाथी को एलोवीरा,करेला, हींग, हरी मिर्च, प्याज, लहसून, काली मिर्च, लाल मिर्च, अदरक, नीबूं, अमचूर आदि नामों से पुकारे और उसको मधुमेह से बचाइये ।।

जनहित मे जारी ।।

बाबा रामदेव के फुफा जी


पटियाला दुनिया का
एकमात्र
ऐसा शहर है
जिसके नाम पर कोर्ट है,
बैंक है,
सूट है,
सलवार है,
जुती है,
और पेग तो है ही…!😜��


माता पिता अपनी बिटिया के लिए सुयोग्य वर खोजते समय दो बातों का ख्याल रखते हैं …

एक तो लड़का खाते पीते घर का हो…..
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दूसरे ………वो पीता – खाता न हो ….
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भला ये क्या बात हुई ….?? 😳😄😂

 


 

घर का T.V बिगड़ जाए
तो मातापिता कहते हैं..
बच्चों ने बिगाड़ा है;

और अगर बच्चे बिगड़ जाएं तो
कहते है..
T.V. ने बिगाड़ा है !!!
😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛


गाँधी जी अपने पिता की चौथी पत्नी के बेटे थे

बाबा साहब अपने पिता की चौदहवीं सन्तान थे

रविन्द्र नाथ टैगोर भी चौदहवीं सन्तान थे

सुभाष चन्द्र बोस 14 सन्तानों में नवें नंबर पर थे

विवेकानंद जी 10 सन्तानों में से छठे नंबर पर थे
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.कमबख़्त हम दो हमारे दो के चक्कर में महापुरुष पैदा ही होना बन्द हो गए। 😞


Ladies   का दिल सही मायनों में कब

टूटता है ?

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जब वो अपने जैसे प्रिंट का सूट

 मोहल्ले की काम वाली को पहने देखती है..!! 😂😝


भारत में लोग
इतने टैलेंटेड होते है
के

गाड़ी हिला के बता देते है
गाड़ी में पेट्रोल कितना है ?

😎
😡😡😕
ट्रेन के अन्दर की भीड़ केचक्रव्यूहको तोड़ने का जो

कौशल इन नमकीन नारियलबेचने वालो के पास होता है

वो तोअभिमन्युके पास भी नही था। 😊😊😊😊 😝😝😝😝😝


अगर आप toothpaste की ad को ध्यान से देखे तो आप हर dentist के गले मे

एक stethoscope पाएंगे ….

दुनिया का एक ऐसा dentist बता दो जो stethoscope से दातों की धड़कन सुनता हो !!

इसलिये ही कहता हूँ ..

पैसे से तो सिर्फ किताबे खरीदी जा सकती है,

ज्ञान तो मेरे मेसेज से ही मिलेगा….!!!!!


अगर आप toothpaste की ad को ध्यान से देखे तो आप हर dentist के गले मे

एक stethoscope पाएंगे ….

दुनिया का एक ऐसा dentist बता दो जो stethoscope से दातों की धड़कन सुनता हो !!

इसलिये ही कहता हूँ ..

पैसे से तो सिर्फ किताबे खरीदी जा सकती है,

ज्ञान तो मेरे मेसेज से ही मिलेगा….!!!!!

Know All About Hindi Jokes Online

One thing that everyone, regardless of language, ethnicity, culture, race, language, gender has, etc, has in common is that almost everyone loves good jokes. It’s a universal truth that spans from one side of the earth to the other. Hearing good jokes from time to time definitely soothes one’s soul. People love jokes of all kinds, from purely clean one liners to dirty jokes that are so long they qualify as narratives and everything in between.

Some people still exist who don’t even still realize how important having a good sense of humor truly is. A person with a good sense of humor is usually one of the most revered people in a group of friends, colleagues, relatives, etc. It’s a very common trend among the people with good sense of humor that they use it to increase their circle of influence. From cracking a funny jokes in Hindi to a stranger to break the ice, to entertaining a group of friends that they have each other for years, a person with a good sense of humor can always become the center of attention at any kind of gathering.

Even if a person doesn’t have that much of wit, a ton of charm or a natural ability to entertain the others, he/she can easily find latest jokes in Hindi online tailor made for pretty much for every kind of situation. Nowadays, jokes can easily be found in a lot of websites and one can easily make a great personal stock of these jokes. If a person remembers different types of comedy jokes in Hindi and works with focus on adding them to his/her repertoire, that person can use those jokes to build, over a span if time, an ability to show people he/she does have an nice sense of humor.

Now, you might be wondering to know where to go for finding jokes to add in your collection. Well, there is an ocean of sources for you. One of the best ways to collect most of the popular jokes of today in Hindi is nothing but the internet. Almost any joke that’s funny enough to be remembered is definitely archived somewhere online. There are literally thousands of websites devoted to retelling of people’s favorite jokes. These jokes are often sorted by category, length or different other types of formats. There are different types of jokes that you can find online but the best part of best jokes in Hindi is they come with a very personal and next door touch and that’s why sending Hindi jokes has become a common trend in our country. There are many websites you would find that are completely devoted to store all the popular Hindi jokes.

In addition to the internet, you can also find a lot of books comprised of nothing but the jokes in Hindi.

Finally, another effective source for people to gather jokes is that person’s network of friends. When it comes to making a Hindi jokes collection, you should never underestimate a person’s ability to remember a good joke.

Now, you should understand the importance of good jokes in our regular life-

These days, life of almost every person has become so much busy that they don’t even enough time to enjoy and relax . People are getting stress due to different types of issues like-hectic work schedule, bad habits (smoking, drinking etc), financial issues, disappointment in relationships, struggles and tensions. Jokes or funny chutkules in Hindi always play a vital role in easing out our lives and eliminating the stress.

When the someone close around you is either sad, in a serious mood or in a stress, the jokes can actually make them feel really better and positive.

Jokes are basically the stories that bring laughter to the people who are listening or watching.

There are lots of benefits of laughing and sharing funny jokes and now, this article tells you about the benefits-

  1. Health Benefits:

Jokes always make us laugh and put a very positive effects on our body. When we start to laugh, it not only lightens up our body but at the same time, causes different types of changes in our body functionaries. It’s a proven fact that funny jokes boost up the human immune system by increasing the infection fighting antibodies. Laughing greatly impacts blood circulation and makes our heart and cardiovascular really better. Funny Hindi jokes stimulates most of the organs in our body. It releases endrophins, a hormone released by brain and it eases out the pains.

  1. Relieve Stress and Tension:

Jokes greatly help us to relieve stress, tension, anxiety, depression and anger so that we can feel lighter and full of positive energy. It always enhances the mood by eliminating the anger and anxiety. Laughter always increases the blood pressure and heart-rate, both of which cools our stress response down.

  1. Social Benefits:

When it comes to having a good social life, jokes play a crucial role. Cracking latest jokes in Hindi always helps to maintain a very friendly and good relationships with the clients, colleagues, seniors or business contacts, thus it helps to maintain a very good social life. If anyone of your friend or loved one is angry or upset with you, you can simply send them a very funny joke as a great way to overcome the conflicts and promote a great friendship. It’s a proven fact that people who can crack good jokes can easily make friends and at the same time, have long lasting group of friends.

  1. It Helps To Develop Great Sense Of Humor:

Scientific researches have proven that jokes actually help to sharpen the sensibilities and tune the capabilities. It always helps to improve the personality by bringing out the brighter side of life. Humor always allows people to express their true feelings without any hesitation.

But before, any joke of today in Hindi, you must ensure that it won’t demean or insult anyone. Here your objective is to make everyone feel laughing and turning the entire situation into a lighter and fun-filled one. Whenever you have funny chutkule in Hind, feel free to share it with everyone and make your surrounding healthy.

No wonder, a joke in a day can actually relieve a high amount of stress, and make your hormones come to the normal levels despite all the anxiety and pressures of the professional life.

No matter what kind of relationship you are in, be it a college relationship or a married relationship, cracking couple jokes always keep the chemistry exciting and alive. For an example, your wife is in office and you are really missing her very much but calling her may her work-flow, worry not, instead of calling her, you can simply send a very funny joke for wife and you would definitely get a call from her hearing her smile.

Nowadays the entire matter of sending jokes has become a cake walk as there are too many ways to send funny jokes to your close people, like- via emails, phone message, messaging apps, Voips etc. Nowadsys you can easily find jokes almost on everything. There are some websites that only keep the latest popular jokes on current trends and affairs. If your close one always keeps him/herself updated with the latest news and happenings, sending them the latest jokes on the current trend could be a nice idea.

If your best friend has just got married and just started the conjugal life, sending a naughty couple joke could be a nice idea. You can send Lawyer jokes for your advocate friend. As you know the fact that there you can find jokes on almost everything, so you should select the right joke for the right one. Sending a same joke to your mom that you have sent to your married friend won’t be a right thing and that’s why you should judge the relationship first and then find the appropriate joke for that relationship.

When you hear a joke from someone, you should always take it sportingly, instead of it taking it personally because jokes are always made in the spirit of pure humor. Always remember one thing that it takes only seven muscles to smile and 32 to frown and that’s the first one is always a better option.

Lastly, when you are going to crack a jock, you need to remember one thing that people are not the same, especially when it comes to humor. There are some people who find jokes are offensive and rude while the other people are completely fine with it. If you want to play a safe-bet with your jokes, avoiding the political or religious joke would be a nice idea.